couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via waaytoofresh)

being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital

(via waaytoofresh)

punacceptable:

my life plan

• plan a: win the lottery
• plan b: there is no plan b
• plan c: refer to plan a

(via hey-hey-your-face)

thsmiths:

IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “ITS NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS 

(via feelings-are-fake)

chocolatecottoncandy12:

TRYING TO CHEER PEOPLE UP ON THE INTERNET

(Source: dekomoron-archive, via oh-b4iley)

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

(Source: encourage, via lauuragarciia)

condorn:

unfollowers?

*does cup song*

ur gonna miss me when im gone

(via unescapable)